THIS IS US

CORY

About me paragraph redacted.

"Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait, wait. I'm worried what you just heard was, "Give me a lot of bacon and eggs." What I said was, "Give me ALL the bacon and eggs you have." Do you understand?"

-Ron Swanson

KRISTEN

I'm pretty sure I said "LEGO wedding" and Cory said "sure" and that was that. He never knew how fun wedding planning could be, until our 'planning' of building LEGOs. He also got the awesome 'legowedding' domain for us!

I quote movies like it's going out of style, speak fluent sarcasm and know that Han shot first.

"We need to remember what's important in life: friends, waffles, work. Or waffles, friends, work. Doesn't matter, but work is third."

-Leslie Knope

I'm keeping my last name.

"Eggs Harmon" just doesn't have the same ring to it. Benedict is better, and more delicious.

"She's arrogant, egotistical, conceited, freaky, self-absorbed, twisted, coldhearted, schizophrenic, saccharine, unsympathetic, self centered, totally absurd, and just plain annoying."

-Neon Genesis Evangelion

OUR JOURNEY IN PHOTOS

We're both nerds! Sometimes we're serious, sometimes we're silly (me mostly). We're crazy about each other, and our two cats: Lady Catherine dePurr of Meowsings Park, and Vigo the Catpathian. We've already had a few adventures together and are ready for more! We also clean up pretty nice, if I do say so myself!

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